DON'T FUCK THE TREES
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DON'T FUCK THE TREES 〰️
TREE FUCKER WALL OF SHAME
“My exotic dog loves giving golden showers to those innocent little saplings. Who am I to tell my dog no when I myself have never been told no in my entire life?”
“I just wanted a quiet place to take selfies while pretending to do yoga so I broke into this clearly fenced off area like the dumb lawless bitch I am.”
“My overweight children are special and deserve their own private stomping ground in the park instead of all the non fenced off areas they could play in instead. I am the best mom. I am a better mom than all the other moms who respect the park rules like chumps. I’m crying right now because I am happy. I’m so happy.”
“I had a feeling the fence was up for some reason but I also had a feeling that because I didn’t know the reason then that meant the rules don’t apply to me. Probably because of the way I was raised by my father, Jeffrey Epstein.””
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Effective Date: 7/5/25
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